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"Shit, I'll be out of town. Jim's second cousin's Mom tracked me down on Facebook. The camera crew might come in handier there, as would the bag of pucks."

"AP will be there with a camera crew to record the events."

"man, we're going to have a lot to settle out there tomorrow. i'll bring the bag of pucks..."

"Jim, I think Cory just called you a bag of pucks..."

"still waiting for our bag of pucks from the Cam Green trade"

"Jim, best of luck as you join Team Canada (you may need it to crack their "top" line). By the way, in an unbelievable coincidence, I think I slept with your second cousin's mother in college. If memory serves, like you, she was a lot…"

"Team Canada would like to welcome Jim to the family and wish Cam the best. Total class act, always first in on the blacktop, last out. He volunteered countless hours at the local shelter/hospital, etc. His presence in the locker room will be missed."

"Why is it not surprising that an American hockey 'player' doesn't catch the reference to pond hockey. "

"Jim's playing in England? I'm confused, what pond is he crossing exactly? I thought Americans were the ones with bad geography skills... this makes me think there's something fishy goin on!"